I’m getting my driver license renewed tomorrow because two days after the present one expires, I will be on a plane heading for New Zealand and I don’t want to risk getting it just days before my birthday in case something goes haywire during the renewal process.

 

So what if it’s four months early? The early licensee catches the plane!

 

In Other News.. Kevin Costner did NOT join DeForest Kelley Westerns

 

Helen Schofield in New Zealand mentioned “Kevin Costner” listed as a new member of DeForest Kelley Westerns. Intrigued, I clicked on the profile. It was listed under Health/Beauty, so a red flag went up my spine. I private messaged the owner of the page and said I was having a hard time believing they were THE Kevin Costner.

 

I wrote:

 

“I just saw that you joined my DeForest Kelley Westerns page. If you’re who you claim to be, I’d love to interview you about being a fan of De’s westerns. Please respond. For more about me, see YellowBalloonPublications.com and Wordwhisperer.net. Thanks so much and I apologize for the skepticism/paranoia if you are really who you claim to be. Cannot trust FB to tell anyone the truth.

 

Here’s the response I received:

 

“Hello,this is my private account where I chat with fans,you are one lucky fan to receive a free chatting from me you can chat with me anytime any day I will get back to you,thanks for your likes and c” (incomplete sentence is theirs, not mine)

 

So, now totally convinced that the profile was bogus, I responded, “Yeah, right. That’s NOT the answer I’d expect from the real KC. The humility is sadly lacking.” and I blocked the miscreant and deleted his name from the membership.

 

And now… I’m blushing as I report this!

 

(No, I wasn’t incorrect in deleting and blocking the imposter “Kevin costner.” That’s the good news!)

 

Last night I dreamed I was with the real Kevin Costner and he was flirting with me, and I said to myself, “If he keeps this up, I am going to take him up on his offer and jump his bones, for sure!”

 

ME, a transgender man!   I have never had a horny dream about a guy ever. So, I think I’m not just transgender, but probably ace (asexual), too, for that reason. (For sure I’m not a gay guy. There have never been any guys under the sheets in my dreams!)

 

I will admit I consider Kevin Costner sexy, but that’s because he is a gentleman . I considered De sexy because he was a gentleman. I’m attracted to theydies and gentlethems. I aspired to be like De (a gentle soul), I didn’t want to get under the sheets with him.

 

So, last night’s dream was a new one for ME, for sure!

 

It cracks me up, actually! At age almost 73, it appears I’ve developed a libido, at least when I sleep!  I guess one never gets too old to dream! LOL!!!