Over the weekend and today, I came two steps closer to getting outta here: 1.) I got the apostilled birth certificate from the WA Secretary of State 2.) I got my Social Security document notarized at my credit union. Tomorrow I’m going to drive the notarized document to Olympia to the Secretary of State’s office […]
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Alligator Auschwitz is just the first of countless concentration camps to be erected across the United States as a result of the Big Ugly Bill just passed by Congress. Built in a wetlands area that regularly floods during hurricane season every single year, the elements will take care of the “inmates”, offering plausible deniability
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I can’t image how a self-respecting man, or a man who is secure in his masculinity, would be caught dead voting for Man Baby Trump in 2024. Trump an obvious textbook case of arrested development, malignant narcissism, and of advancing/worsening dementia. Shrink him down to toddler size in your imagination, and just watch and
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If you need a writer for a day, a week, or a project, you’ve come to the right place. Check out my testimonials and reach out to claim a handful of my most productive hours. But just a heads up: I will be having cataract surgery at the end of this month, so I
With every day that passes, every time I see Kamala Harris and Tim Walz, I feel more hopeful, less frazzled, and far more easy to lull into restful sleep at night. No more intrusive Post Trump Stress Syndrome panic attacks, no more waiting for the other shoe to drop, no more worrying about how
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I knew VP Kamala Harris would do well last night. What I didn’t anticipate was that she would OWN that stage the way she did every moment her rival wasn’t Gish Galloping, dissembling, and lying through his teeth. Finally, someone who knows how to debate the reprobate to finest effect! She put him
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I am SOOO ready for tomorrow’s Harris-Trump debate, I can hardly stand it. I’m eating popcorn already! If Chump bails, I will be livid, unless he does it right in the middle of the event. THAT would be epic. Another Thing I Can’t Wait For: My Cataract Surgery! Trying to type or
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I’m planning my next adventure, which will begin after my cataract surgery later this month and early next OR after the November 5th election. Since I’m retired from copy/content/feature writing for the most part, I’m going to start live recording excerpts from all of my existing books and putting them up on YouTube or
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Like Kamala Harris NEEDS MY debate suggestions! LOL! But if I were advising her, this is what I would suggest to make Trump’s candidacy TOAST afterward. Muted Mic Rule “He doesn’t respond to muted mics by hushing up. He requires a muzzle. He has zero impulse control, so he shouldn’t have nuclear codes or
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IN addition to bequeathing the books I’ve written, I want to bequeath a list of my favorite poems of all time. Each of the poems speaks to me in a profound, unique way. I hope they do the same for you. POEMS about the death of various creatures and people (get a hanky!):
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