The thunder god went for a ride
Upon his favorite filly
“I’m THOR!” he cried
His horse replied,
“You forgot your thaddle, thilly!”
There was an old man from Blackheath
Who sat on his pair of false teeth
He cried out with a start
“Oh, Lord, bless my heart
I’ve bitten myself underneath!”
I wrote the next one for Carolyn and DeForest Kelley (remember, Dr. McCoy hated the transporter beam):
It isn’t all a bad dream
I’m as stuck on you as I seem
If you had your druthers
You might prefer others
Or even the transporter beam!
(oh … *sigh* … guess not!)
